devaluation

Doge Pizza in St Paul caught our attention because we could not understand why there are many excellent reviews on other review platforms. Our journey so far had us believing these pizzas looked average at best. So we tried their carry-out experience (not a dine-in place) to confirm whether our review methods are better than those competing, review platforms, and whether we continue to steer the Twin Cities' community to truly the best pizza restaurants in the area. Short answer is we do and reveal Doge Pizza's below average pizzas. Keep scrolling if you'd like to see us suffer through a taste test

Veggie Attack (The 420)

Lowlights: poor flavor profile, bad crust

Meat Attack (HODL)

Lowlights: too salty, poor presentation

Supreme (Diamond Hands)

Highlights: easy to handle

Lowlights: dry and overcooked sausage, frozen pizza vibes

Quattro Formaggi 4 Cheese (To the Moon)

Highlights: can taste the different cheeses

Lowlights: no complementary flavors

Final Ratings, out of 5