Doge Pizza

picture of four pizzas from Doge Pizza
Photo by Tony Esho

devaluation

Doge Pizza in St Paul caught our attention because we could not understand why there are many excellent reviews on other review platforms. Our journey so far had us believing these pizzas looked average at best. So we tried their carry-out experience (not a dine-in place) to confirm whether our review methods are better than those competing, review platforms, and whether we continue to steer the Twin Cities' community to truly the best pizza restaurants in the area. Short answer is we do and reveal Doge Pizza's below average pizzas. Keep scrolling if you'd like to see us suffer through a taste test


veggie pizza
Photo by Tony Esho

Veggie Attack (The 420)

Lowlights: poor flavor profile, bad crust
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/0:28

Gunnar and Maggie's Thoughts

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/0:25

Tony's Thoughts


cheese pizza
Photo by Tony Esho

Meat Attack (HODL)

Lowlights: too salty, poor presentation
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/0:28

Megan, Emily, and Tony's Thoughts

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/0:31

Josiah, Gunnar, and Maggie's Thoughts


supreme pizza
Photo by Tony Esho

Supreme (Diamond Hands)

Highlights: easy to handle
Lowlights: dry and overcooked sausage, frozen pizza vibes
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/0:22

Our Thoughts


cheese pizza
Photo by Tony Esho

Quattro Formaggi 4 Cheese (To the Moon)

Highlights: can taste the different cheeses
Lowlights: no complementary flavors
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/0:18

Elizabeth and Megan's Thoughts

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/0:39

Ryan and Tony's Thoughts


Doge Pizza

Pizzas Reviewed: Veggie Attack, Meat Attack, Supreme, Quattro Formaggi

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Final Ratings, out of 5

👎Veggie Attack 2.8 / 5

Critiqued by: Tony, Elizabeth, Maggie, Gunnar, Megan, Josiah, Ryan

👎Meat Attack 2.7 / 5

Critiqued by: Tony, Elizabeth, Maggie, Gunnar, Megan, Josiah, Ryan, Emily

Supreme 3.2 / 5

Critiqued by: Tony, Elizabeth, Maggie, Gunnar, Josiah, Ryan

👎Quattro Formaggi 2.9 / 5

Critiqued by: Tony, Elizabeth, Maggie, Gunnar, Megan, Josiah, Ryan, Emily

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